"The Three of Us "

Written By: Miss Murdered

Disclaimer: I don't own the GW characters - am just borrowing to torment for my amusement

Rating: NC 17

Warnings: m/m sex of varying degrees of smuttiness, two dudes, three dudes, masturbation, voyeurism as well as angst, sap and bad language

Pairings: 1x2x3 but all combinations of that in pairings as well as in a threesome context.

Summary: An ongoing series of short drabbles exploring the dynamics and complexity of the 1x2x3 relationship.

A/N: This is an ongoing series of short drabbles that is my attempt to explore how the 1x2x3 relationship would work. I will update semi–regularly with three chapters at a time told from Duo, Trowa and then Heero's perspectives. Some will be feelsy/angsty, some will be porny, and some will be sappy.

They have no chronology or order apart from the fact it is set post–EW.

Beta'd by ELLE

"The Three of Us "

Dinner

Out of all of them, people probably thought that Duo was the one who would be least able to cook. He'd been raised on the streets, lived among the Sweepers and then became a Gundam pilot so really he'd never had opportunity to acquire that skill. Yet it was something he decided to learn post-war - refusing to live his life eating shitty microwave meals and takeout.

It was Friday night and for once all three schedules had collided and that meant none of them were needed into work the following morning so Duo was cooking with two very unhelpful assistants.

Heero didn't really believe in food beyond its nutritional benefits - some of his life under Dr. J's tutelage making itself apparent so he would survive off energy gels and power bars if he could. Duo didn't let him. Trowa was a little better but had no interest in actually cooking so when Duo instructed them they both seemed to be having some silent conversation of disbelief and annoyance.

He was making something simple - a tomato based pasta sauce as really, they couldn't fuck it up if they helped. Apparently, they could.

Chopping, Duo assumed, was an easy task. Considering both of them had wielded knives on numerous occasions and were well skilled in knife combat. The mutilated onions, garlic and vegetables attested to the fact that knowing how to gut someone and sever a carotid artery did not mean that the skill was transferable. Or not for them.

Duo was getting irritated, opened the wine that was meant to be for the sauce and drank a glass entirely too quickly.

"You both followed orders. Hell, 'Ro, you goddamn self-destructed on orders. How can you not just do what I damn tell you?"

He was frustrated and he glared at both of them.

"Do you want to do it by yourself?" Heero asked and Duo shrugged.

"Yeah, get outta here."

Annoyed but happier being left to do the task alone, Duo drank half another glass of wine and tried to salvage what had been cut up by his lovers.

He paused though as heard the low rumbling voices of Heero and Trowa talking.

"If we're terrible he'll never ask us to help again…"

It was Heero he heard, unable to hear Trowa's muffled reply and he glared in their direction through the walls. He really didn't appreciate being ganged up on unless it led to sex, so he drank the rest of his wine, letting a Shinigami grin cross his face. There was one thing they'd learn soon enough - never piss off Duo Maxwell.

Chapter 5

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